1."We will do it" means: "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means: "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means: "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means: "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide, I am very open to views" means: "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miss-communication" means: "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means: "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means: "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means: "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion" means: "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means: "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means: "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means: "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means: "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means: "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means: "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means: "You are in trouble"
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Boss Hidden Meanings Employee Should Know
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