Saturday, May 7, 2011

Boss Hidden Meanings Employee Should Know


1."We will do it" means: "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means: "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means: "We have not yet started working on the same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means: "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide, I am very open to views" means: "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miss-communication" means: "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means: "I have no time now, will talk later"

8."We can always do it" means: "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means: "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion" means: "We had actually fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means: "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means: "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means: "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means: "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means: "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means: "I do not know anything about it"

17."All the Best" means: "You are in trouble"


Going Inside A Volcano

Inside the heart of the volcano: Explorers descend 650ft into magma chamber for the first time

By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 5:34 PM on 3rd May 2011

For the first time in history scientists have descended 650ft into the magma chamber of a volcano.

These incredible images show one explorer gently lowering himself into the heart of the dormant Thrihnukagigur volcano in Iceland.

Known as a 'sleeping volcano' because it could come back to life at any time, Thrihnukagigur is credited with helping to create the Atlantic island we call Iceland when it last erupted 3,000 years ago.

Going down: A scientist descends 650ft into the magma chamber of Iceland's dormant Thrihnukagigur volcano

Going down: A scientist descends 650ft into the magma chamber of Iceland's dormant Thrihnukagigur volcano

Only now - 50 years since the first man went into space - have human beings visited the only magma chamber on the planet currently safe to explore.

University of Iceland volcano researcher, Dr Freysteinn Sigmundsson, 44, used the pioneering expedition to build on his work on Iceland's most notorious volcano, Eyjafjallajokull

Last March Eyjafjallajokull caused global chaos when it erupted, grounding aeroplanes and leaving hundreds of thousands of people stranded.

Dr Sigmundsson described the feeling of being the first scientist to witness a magma chamber from the inside - which was tinged an eerie red thanks to the rusted iron ore that lined the chamber walls.

'I felt small compared to the forces of nature,' he said.

'I was deeply touched by the beauty and tranquillity of the volcano interior.

'As a volcanologist, I felt privileged to be able to observe with my own eyes the interior of an active volcano, from within its active plumbing system.'

Beacon of hope: The scientists believe that their studies will greatly improve their understanding of volcanoes

Beacon of hope: The scientists believe that their studies will greatly improve their understanding of volcanoes